F*** My Life

Posted on Tuesday 20 January 2009

Was emailed a site that is a bit wrong, but at the same time incredibly funny. It’s called F*** My Life and is a social media site where you can publish a one-liner about how F*cked your life is and then other’s vote if they agree that your life truly is F*cked.

To give you some examples, here are a few of my favorites I read today:

Today, I received an email from my boss telling me how appreciated I was and how valuable I am to the company. I wish I hadn’t scrolled down to read the included conversation where he asked his boss whether to lie to me about how good I was or not. FML

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated “M – for mature”. The Cashier told me “you have to be 17 to buy this game”. I didn’t have any ID on me. I’m 25. FML

Today, I was looking at this site when my wife called to ask what I was doing, I told her I was looking at a website called F*** My Life and she hung up. I called her back and got yelled at because she thought I was using a website called F*** My Wife. FML

There were a lot of other funny ones and as I was reading through the list (and remembering how I arrived there in the first place), I came-up with a FML of my own:

“My friend forwarded me a link to fmylife.com… Is this her polite way of trying to tell me my life is f*cked? Then I started reading through some of the entries and found 2 on the FIRST page that applied directly to me. Perhaps she’s right. FML”

2 Comments for 'F*** My Life'

  1.  
    Bill
    January 21, 2009 | 3:44 am
     

    I don’t understand why with this site every story starts with “today”. Are all the stories being written by the same person?
    If you want some actual bad life stories, try http://www.badhap.com.

  2.  
    April 12, 2009 | 1:42 am
     

    well.. started reading.. i think bill is right.. they’re all the same person..

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